A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of
    frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to
    take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised
    to put it in the crew's refrigerator. 

    He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally
    responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he
    was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would
    happen if she let them thaw out.

     Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
     Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to
    announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave
    me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"
    Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

    Two lessons here:
    1. Men never learn.
    2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think!